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Pay Per Click Vs Natural SEO

Differences between PPC and Organic SEO, how to benefit using a combination of these Internet marketing services.

Oprah’s Unhappy Father Day

Oprah Winfrey could probably use a little counsel from Dr. Phil about now.



The talk show host said she was recently blindsided by the news that her father, Vernon Winfrey, had been working on a book about her behind her back.



“I was upset. I won’t say devastated, but I was stunned,” she told the New York Daily News Sunday while in Manhattan to accept the Elie Wiesel Foundation Humanitarian Award.

Jordin Sparks Idol Finale

“American Idol” is, once again, a singing competition.



In the end, Jordin Sparks rose to the top of a season more crowded with stories about Haley’s short shorts and Sanjaya’s faux-hawk than about who had the most impressive range or who was the most deserving heir to the throne that Kelly Clarkson, Ruben Studdard, Fantasia Barrino, Carrie Underwood and Taylor Hicks built.



The 17-year-old Glendale, Arizona, resident, dubbed The Singer by the judges, beat out “The Entertainer,” 25-year-old Blake Lewis of Bothell, Washington, Wednesday night to become the sixth American Idol, thereby restoring the most watched show on television to its ballad-happy roots.



“I can’t thank you enough!” an emotional Sparks told the audience at Hollywood’s Kodak Theater, happy tears streaming down her face, after learning she had received the majority of a record 74 million votes.

How Social Network Marketing Works

Most marketers would ask the wrong question here: “how can social networks make me more money?”The problem with that approach is that you tend to focus on immediate means of monetizing the value of social networks such as MySpace, Orkut, Friendster, LinkedIn and Flikr, while ignoring the real reason these networks were setup and how […]

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How onpage optimisation boost your website ranking

“Optimize The Wrong Keywords And You’ll Likely Never SeeResults …” optimisation is key to get organic and new user on your website, but to get organic user u need to perform some very basic step first. And one of the most basic step in optimisation process is key word selection and how important is onpage […]

Just Kids

Here’s the doc we were talking aboutThese lines were directly from real employee evaluation

1. My last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this employee to breed
3. This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won’t be.
4. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
5. When she opens her mouth, it seem that it is only to change feet
6. This young lady has delusions of adequacy
7. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
8. This employee is depriving a village some where of an idiot
9. This employee should go far, and the sooner she starts, the better
10. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together
11. A gross ignoramus—144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus
12. He doesn’t have ulcers, but he’s a carrier
13. I would like to go hunting with him sometime
14. He’s been working with glue too much
15. He would argue with a signpost
16. He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room
17. When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell
18. If you see two people talking and one looks bored, she’s the other one
19. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on
20. A prime candidate for natural de selection
21. Donated her brain to science before se was done using it
22. Gates are done, the light are flashing, but the other is out looking fort it
23. He’s got two brains cell, one is lost and the other is out looking for it
24. If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week
25. If you give her a penny for her thoughts, you’d get change
26. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean
27. It’s hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm
28. One neuron short of a synapse
29. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; she only gargled then spit
30. Takes her 2 Hours to watch ’60-minutes’
31. The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead

By Andy

Today seemed like just another day. Get up, take the little fellow to school (happy memories), listen to the wife’s advice on the merits of very careful and by definition slow driving, and go to work. Dutifully, did all of that. 

However, the weather brightened up, with the sun shining through. It’s amazing, isn’t it? The almost immediate effect that the sun can have on your general outlook, you buzz a lot more, and everything seems positive, you suddenly become quite genial and amiable. 

Here’s a thought. Maybe the NHS should take this on board. Instead of spending zillions on Prozac and the like for the depressed masses, send people to sunnier climes! Steak and holidays on the NHS! Or, maybe just the steaks – lets not get too greedy. Wacky idea, I hear you say. The suns got to you, mate. Hmm… If you think about it, a happy population is a healthy and productive one, costing you less and earning you more. But I digress. 

Anyway, as soon as you enter the office, there’s the usual mutterings about “fancy being stuck in here, wish I was outside.” Well, get your P45 and you can be (not so genial). Or you can become an internet entrepreneur on auto-pilot, and then you can take time off whenever (positive and genial). 

Although said flippantly, maybe there’s a grain of truth in there. Without boring you with the details, we all decided to be positive and do something about it. And we did. What if we could enable people to live the dream? What if we could cut through the noise, and present a clear way by which those motivated to become internet entrepreneurs could actually do so. So we put our idea up on our website and called it Business in a Box. Not very original, I know, but we were kind of in a relaxed mood, and of course, it was time for tea. You can check it out and let us know what you think, on www.life-media.co.uk 

And we’ll start posting more on making your dreams a reality. Here comes paradise! Well, better get on and do some work, till the cash rolls in.

Anon at Life-media.